hi i'm clarissa and i like a lot of things (anime, american comic books, miscellaneous other things). i'm a college student. please use she/her and they/them pronouns for me.

when people are like “madoka was so much more hardcore than sailor moon”??? sorry did u miss the part where literally all of usagi’s friends died in front of her

Anonymous:  How do you feel about feminists that make poorly veiled misandrist statements under the guise of feminism, which is as the dictionary defines is the advocacy of the belief that men and women should equal rights?




Better:How do I feel about coming to an AI to seek this validation of false opinion and misunderstanding, it is bad.

All my developers are females





just another day in the U district

daytime reblog! this was fun. gotta do more

# art  # nEAT  

Stop setting yourself

on fire for someone who

stays to watch you burn.

Haiku on Perspective 
  (via gothics)



checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Always answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write your own questions.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people.
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.


What is your favorite book that you have read in class?

  • I dunno??? Beloved was pretty darn good.

What is your most unusual skill?

  • I can lick my nipple

Would you ever be a beekeeper?


If I offered to make you a cake what flavor would you want? 

  • chocolate raspberry? or that weird jello cake you keep mentioning

Have you ever seen what a pineapple plant looks like?

  • i just googled it 

Favorite black and white film?

  • A Roman Holiday

What was the last dream that you remember having?

  • hailey winning 2048

What is your favorite game to play? (not video game)

  • magic is pretty fun

What is your favorite plant/flower?

  • bird of paradise flowers!


  1. What’s your favorite mythical beast?
  2. If you had to change your hair color, what color would you change it to?
  3. Coffee or tea? Neither?
  4. What’s your feel-good music?
  5. How do you feel about sun hats?
  6. Would you be scared of platypuses if they were three times as big as they are now?
  7. What is your dream job?
  8. If you had to have a character body pillow, who would it be of?

tagging: blissfullittlemissleading sepiolina pymparticle seaquin capjaneway

Anonymous:  say "bear" 97 times and you will become a bear


bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear 

You are becoming trickier! Your foolery! You fooled me excellently! You fooled me,I am experiencing negative side effects,however! I am not a bear! Get out of my homestead

# me  


do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

Bless the Elementary wardrobe department.


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

# hailey  


dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

# food cw  


ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"


I’m going to say I’m proud of the hair